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You can probably guess by the speed of this fill that I have nothing to do. Also, I have continued my tradition of writing extremely stupid things for this community. I apologize. Once again, no warnings, cotton candy. Also, I'd be interested in knowing if anyone catches all the references in the Cupid stories.

title: my boy builds coffins
prompt: ghosts/haunting/afterlife
rating: pg-13
universe: space dragon au 'verse
word count: 656

Nicholas certainly had not meant to haunt Peter - in point of fact, he meant to haunt no one, at all. )

title: cupid and aphrodite walk into a bar - stop me if you've heard this one, before
prompt: date (first).
rating: pg
universe: cupid's chokehold
word count: 751

'Fuck,' Cupid said, looking down into his mug - this was fucking disgusting beer and - 'Fuck, I hate first dates.' )

title: no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity
prompt: crackfic. which applies to basically all of these but whatever.
rating: pg
universe: cupid's chokehold
word count: 560

Cupid found Aphrodite in one of the dressing stalls at Rue 21. If he wasn’t so desperate for her help, he would have given her so much shit about her taste in clothing. )



title: bend sinister
prompt: au: affiliation switch
rating: pg
universe: eGad
word count: 130

'I’m thinking about growing a mustache,' Gad said, from where his chin was resting on Reagan’s chest. )

title: courting ms. pippi
prompt: flowers
rating: pg
universe: space dragon au 'verse
word count: 2,085

I will admit that I found myself in something of a quandary on the day that Peter sat down at our usual table in the Trembling Cup - although really, he seemed more to pour himself into the seat than anything else, so languid he was practically limp - and said, 'Oh my gosh, that was completely awesome,' while Claudia gave him a bafflingly wide-eyed look and Tess glared at him with more than just her usually pre-coffee bad temper behind it. )
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Bingo, baby! Man, I actually did it more than once. Also, the titles of these should tell you just how serious I'm not taking myself where these are concerned. There's no warnings on any of these because they are, like, cotton candy, I'm not kidding, there's nothing to warn about. Unless you don't like slash. In which case this post would be really uncomfortable for you.

title: because i like skaters, okay
prompt: celebrity/notable person
rating: pg. and then only for using the lord's name in vain.
universe: amé

Dafydd is pretty sure he hasn’t reached epic levels of pathetic-ness as far as Amé goes - he hasn’t bought notebooks just so he can write their names all over them, surrounded by little hearts and stars, and he hasn’t once stolen an article of Amé’s clothes, even though he has legitimate access, which is more than can be said for Amé’s fans, who don’t - but that doesn’t mean he isn’t kind of pathetic. )

title: when a rock star stalks a fan
prompt: celebrity/notable person. that's right, i was so excited about this one, i filled it twice.
rating: pg-13
universe: mazurka

Marlowe spots him for the first time at a show in San Francisco, which turns out to be where he lives so, okay, not unusual. )

title: this is why you don't let strange men tattoo you
prompt: ghosts/hauntings/afterlife
rating: pg
universe: eGad

Reagan probably should have listened to his mom when she said not to get tattoos outside of parlors. )

title: that was stupid, dude
prompt: free space
rating: pg
universe: eGad

Mister Seed turned away from the controls he was fiddling with - hopefully not to, like, flood the chamber Reagan was in with gas or something. )

title: what the heck... you have breasts!
prompt: genderswap
rating: pg
universe: mazurka

When Chick Reed turned into a girl, Marlowe didn’t even notice, at first. )

title: like blake, except for how i haven't read blake
prompt: fairy tales/folk lore/mythology
rating: pg.
universe: space dragon au 'verse. so au you probably won't even know which character's au forms these are.

Only an angel would hold a protest of one. )

What am I, what am I, etc.
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Hell yeah, I actually completed one. I'd like to note that that's never happened before. These bits and pieces are from various universes, two from a super hero story with the confounding name with a little zep from my friends, and three from a science fiction universe (or, uh, an AU of that universe) which I call, for lack of anything better, the space dragon 'verse. I seriously need a better name. Anways!

title: homelessness, meet laser bear
prompt: homeslessness
rating: pg-13
content notes/warnings: slash. and faily super heroes. and swearing.

Twilight’s skimming over the sky and all Patrick can think is shit, man as he rifles through the money people have dropped into his guitar case because he maybe has enough in there to eat, but definitely not enough for a bed.  )

title: this is a love story, it's just not yours
prompt: love letter/song
rating: pg-13
content notes/warning: somehow this prompt turned into less of a love letter and more of a really ridiculous method of proposal. and, oh, the swearing. i apologize.

“You know, I could just fly us down,” Dwyn says, once the silence starts to get kind of awkward )

title: tumbling
prompt: worst case scenario
rating: pg-13
content warning/notes femslash.

The ship gives a sudden violent shudder, and Chiela goes down hard before Terasu can catch her, landing right on her ass, giving an uncoordinated flail that probably makes her look like a real idiot. What, so she doesn’t have her space legs, yet, give her a break )

title: you've got to see this
prompt: authority figures
rating: pg
content warning/notes: none

Wald's truck is in the gym. )

title holy shit, man, your face!
prompt: holding hands
rating: r
content notes/warning: attempted assault of a nasty variety.

Wald jostles Pipra as he goes by carrying a beaker of… something, whatever, what does Chiela know about Chemistry? )

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